What is a "Gonzo Bonus?"

"Gonzo" means 'with reckless abandon' or 'extreme'.

It also describes the kind of writing that Hunter S. Thompson enjoyed ('Gonzo Journalism'), where the reporter made himself part of the story.

The bonuses that I'm offering for Frank Kern's Mass Control 2.0 product are definitely "Gonzo" because:

1. They are extreme.
2. I use Mass Control techniques (even before it was called 'Mass Control') and I'm a small part of 'the Mass Control story' – the part that has the $18,000,000 plot…

…making my endorsement of Mass Control 2.0 enthusiastic and easy.

So, if you decide to take my recommendation and become a Mass Control 2.0 member, I will add the following to your package:

2 Months FREE
Full StomperNet Elite Membership
(worth $1,594.00)

2 FREE Tickets to
ANY StomperNet LIVE Event
(worth $2,994.00)

Beta Tester Status for Don Crowther's
NEW SMARTS 2.0 Social Media Traffic Strategies
(This is FULL Access to SMARTS 2.0 that's in development)
(SMARTS 1.0 was $1497.00)

…And finally: You'll be entered into a random drawing to win…

A "Genuine" Frank Kern Surfboard!
(Restrictions Apply: Skills and Insurance Required.
Not responsible for: Shark Attacks, Bodily Injury (including decapitation),
Family & Friend Ridicule, Flip Flops, Hair Growth, or Loss of Productivity)

I was all set to call that a great bonus package when Frank emailed me and turned "Gonzo" into "Gratuitous"…

"Andy, I'm having a Mass Control 2.0 Live Event at the end of April – it's for any Mass Control 2.0 customer. It's a workshop, not a 'seminar' – so no pitching. It doesn't cost anything."

What that means is you'll get:

1. Frank teaching you Mass Control in person.

2. Frank tearing apart your websites, videos, and sales letters.

3. Frank showing you how to find hot markets.

4. Frank showing you how to get more people promoting your stuff.

5. Frank getting you fast-tracked to make more money immediately.

And because I'm "part of the story" along with a small handful of other people, here's what else I can stack on top of this for you:

An Invitation to a full day
Super-Secret Closed-Door Mastermind Session at MC 2.0 with some big-shot dudes - I'll be there to serve coffee

Seriously, this is a secret EXTRA DAY that the general public doesn't even know about. It's only available to my customers and a hand-full of others.

My Terms:

On the honor system, even if you return Mass Control 2.0 because it was somehow not right for you, I'll let you keep the following bonuses anyway:

1. 2 months Free StomperNet Elite Membership
2. 2 Free Tickets to Any StomperNet Live Event
3. Beta Tester Status to SMARTS

You MUST give Mass Control 2.0 an honest effort.  And I'm not going to award any of the bonuses until 45 days after you purchase because I'm not doing this to attract groupies or serial refunders.

This is for the 99% of the folks that are going to give Mass Control 2.0 an HONEST effort.

Fair?  Simple?  Alrighty then!

Mass Control "officially" turns on at 1pm Eastern US (that's 10am Pacific Time).

Here's the link that you use to get the Gonzo Bonuses that I'm offering:

StomperNet Gonzo Bonuses for Mass Control 2.0

See you at Mass Control Live in April!

Andy "Gonzo" Jenkins

P.S.  At the last Mass Control Live – I met Paul Lemberg…  Just saying…

 

More Shocking than The Nixon Tapes…
More Evil than The Screwtape Letters…
More Awkward than The NASA Love Triangle…
Makes Paris, Lohan, Gibson and Cruise look like Rank Amateurs…

Captured on Tape:
Situation: HOSTAGE! with FRANK KERN and ANDY JENKINS

Not since the heady days of Hugh Grant or Pee-Wee Herman has such an event sparked more controversy. Tearing at the very fabric of uncommon decency, this chilling expose reminds us all that…

…Success is like a booger.  You keep picking at it until you get it, and then wonder what to do with it.

Well friend – WONDER-NO-MORE!

Download this "revealing"… "conversation"… between Frank Kern and Andy Jenkins and "discover" how to:

• Get a 52% Opt-in rate on your Reverse Squeeze Pages.

• Generate 23,407 new subscribers with an 11-minute video.

• Double your email Open Rates without using sleaze.

• Disguise your content so that it actually SELLS something, and doesn't just educate.

• "Actually, I want to not only educate AND sell, I also want to use that SAME content to become an Authority and have instant Credibility (and while we're at it, I want it to TRIPLE my sales conversion)."

• "I just need a blueprint that I can use over and over again (so I can DO Stuff, not THINK about what I should be doing) that makes my customers excited about buying from me."

Download this podcast NOW!

…MORE NEWS…..MORE NEWS……MORE NEWS……

Mass Control 2, The StomperNet Accelerators,

And an 'annoying' truth.

Mass Control 2.0 SOLD OUT?!?!?!

By the time Mass Control 2.0 opens on Monday, February 16th at 1pm Eastern (10am Pacific), there's a chance it could be 90% sold-out!

Here's why: Frank has this slightly annoying habit of releasing his products early to his newsletter subscribers vs. the general public.  He creates these early notification lists and people sign up in hordes to be the first in line.

And he rewards that behavior by letting them in early! It's one reason why his stuff sells out so durn fast.

So, I'm getting you out in front of this by doing 2 things:

• Showing you where to get on his early notification list, and
• Announcing StomperNet's Mass Control 2.0 Accelerator Program.

For anyone who purchases Mass Control 2.0 via StomperNet's recommendation (and yes, in case you haven't noticed – I am a Fan-Boy of Frank), I'd like to help stack the success-deck in your favor by offering:

2 Months FREE of
Full StomperNet Elite Membership
(worth $1,594.00)

2 FREE Tickets to
ANY StomperNet LIVE Event
(worth $2,994.00)

An Invitation to a full day
SUPER SECRET Closed-Door Mastermind Session at MC 2.0
with some big-shot dudes (I'll be there to serve coffee)
(worth, like.. A LOT of $$$$)

Seriously, this is a secret EXTRA DAY that
the general public doesn't even know about.
It's only available to my customers and a hand-full of others.

Beta Tester Status for Don Crowther's
NEW SMARTS 2.0 Social Media Traffic Strategies
(This is FULL Access to SMARTS 2.0 that's in development)
(SMARTS 1.0 was $1497)

…and finally: You'll be entered into a random drawing to win…

A "Genuine" Frank Kern Surfboard!

(Restrictions Apply: Skills and Insurance Required. Not Responsible for: Shark Attacks, Bodily Injury (including decapitation), Family & Friend Ridicule, Flip Flops, Hair Growth, or Loss of Productivity)

To get on Frank's Early Notification List, Go Watch This Video and leave a 'real' email address (at least one that you'll get) to join his list.

While you're watching Frank's latest video, some dude named Tony Robbins says something cool about Frank.  Whatever.

Listen – YOU have a great weekend, and always remember the immortal words from Oscar Wilde:

"In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are Insane".

Andy

P.S. Here's that link to Frank's Video and Early Bird Notification List.

Having trouble with your sales copy?

Not selling as many products as you should be?

Attracting "unqualified traffic"?

Having Conversion Issues?

GOOD NEWS!

Tonight, listen in as Master Marketer Frank Kern and his host Andy Jenkins show you how to BANISH dull marketing and skyrocket your sales!

Learn how to:

GET ATTENTION!

Create EXCITEMENT!

Manufacture VALUE!

and EARN TRUST with your prospects:

Over 1,400 subscribers have registered for this Exclusive Teleseminar!

To lock in your spot on tonight's call (7pm Eastern), please fill out the form below to get the call-in information and register for this ground-breaking event.

If you are not currently a subscriber, you MUST confirm your email address. Otherwise, you'll receive the call information in your email shortly. Either way, please check your email.

See you Tonight!

Andy Jenkins

P.S.

P.P.S. Here's a Shout Out to FailBlog.com for their awesome contribution to my bizarre sense of humor. They ROCK! After you register for the call, visit www.FailBlog.org and give them a donation or something cool.

P.P.P.S. Yes, the Teleseminar with Frank Kern is REAL. Register for it using the form above.

P.P.P.P.S. (Last one, I promise!) Check out the last 2 popular posts about Frank. They're getting great feedback. "How to Create Lustful Buying Behavior" and "14 (Invisible) Marketing Techniques."

I was looking at the blog comments when I came across this awesome report from a woman named Leigh.

1. Internet Mumpreneurs Posted December 9, 2007 at 3:19 am

   Hey Andy! I followed the instructions in your (very cool) video and AFTER 3 DAYS I checked today and there it is! I got my double listing in Google.

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