the "Gonzo" Bonuses.
What is a “Gonzo Bonus?”
“Gonzo” means ‘with reckless abandon’ or ‘extreme’.
It also describes the kind of writing that Hunter S. Thompson enjoyed (‘Gonzo Journalism’), where the reporter made himself part of the story.
The bonuses that I’m offering for Frank Kern’s Mass Control 2.0 product are definitely “Gonzo” because:
- They are extreme.
- I use Mass Control techniques (even before it was called ‘Mass Control’) and I’m a small part of ‘the Mass Control story’ – the part that has the $18,000,000 plot…
…making my endorsement of Mass Control 2.0 enthusiastic and easy.
So, if you decide to take my recommendation and become a Mass Control 2.0 member, I will add the following to your package:
2 Months FREE
Full StomperNet Elite Membership
(worth $1,594.00)
2 FREE Tickets to
ANY StomperNet LIVE Event
(worth $2,994.00)
Beta Tester Status for Don Crowther’s
NEW SMARTS 2.0 Social Media Traffic Strategies
(This is FULL Access to SMARTS 2.0 that’s in development)
(SMARTS 1.0 was $1497.00)
…And finally: You’ll be entered into a random drawing to win…
A “Genuine” Frank Kern Surfboard!
(Restrictions Apply: Skills and Insurance Required.
Not responsible for: Shark Attacks, Bodily Injury (including decapitation),
Family & Friend Ridicule, Flip Flops, Hair Growth, or Loss of Productivity)
I was all set to call that a great bonus package when Frank emailed me and turned “Gonzo” into “Gratuitous“…
“Andy, I’m having a Mass Control 2.0 Live Event at the end of April – it’s for any Mass Control 2.0 customer. It’s a workshop, not a ‘seminar’ – so no pitching. It doesn’t cost anything.”
What that means is you’ll get:
1. Frank teaching you Mass Control in person.
2. Frank tearing apart your websites, videos, and sales letters.
3. Frank showing you how to find hot markets.
4. Frank showing you how to get more people promoting your stuff.
5. Frank getting you fast-tracked to make more money immediately.
And because I’m “part of the story” along with a small handful of other people, here’s what else I can stack on top of this for you:
An Invitation to a full day
Super-Secret Closed-Door Mastermind Session at MC 2.0 with some big-shot dudes - I’ll be there to serve coffee 
Seriously, this is a secret EXTRA DAY that the general public doesn’t even know about. It’s only available to my customers and a hand-full of others.
My Terms:
On the honor system, even if you return Mass Control 2.0 because it was somehow not right for you, I’ll let you keep the following bonuses anyway:
- 2 months Free StomperNet Elite Membership
- 2 Free Tickets to Any StomperNet Live Event
- Beta Tester Status to SMARTS
You MUST give Mass Control 2.0 an honest effort. And I’m not going to award any of the bonuses until 45 days after you purchase because I’m not doing this to attract groupies or serial refunders.
This is for the 99% of the folks that are going to give Mass Control 2.0 an HONEST effort.
Fair? Simple? Alrighty then!
Mass Control “officially” turns on at 1pm Eastern US (that’s 10am Pacific Time).
Here’s the link that you use to get the Gonzo Bonuses that I’m offering:
StomperNet Gonzo Bonuses for Mass Control 2.0
See you at Mass Control Live in April!
Andy “Gonzo” Jenkins
P.S. At the last Mass Control Live – I met Paul Lemberg… Just saying…
Read MoreMore Shocking than The Nixon Tapes…
More Shocking than The Nixon Tapes…
More Evil than The Screwtape Letters…
More Awkward than The NASA Love Triangle…
Makes Paris, Lohan, Gibson and Cruise look like Rank Amateurs…
Captured on Tape:
Situation: HOSTAGE! with FRANK KERN and ANDY JENKINS
Captured On Tape!
Not since the heady days of Hugh Grant or Pee-Wee Herman has such an event sparked more controversy. Tearing at the very fabric of uncommon decency, this chilling expose reminds us all that…
…Success is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, and then wonder what to do with it.
Well friend – WONDER-NO-MORE!
Download this “revealing”… “conversation”… between Frank Kern and Andy Jenkins and “discover” how to:
- Get a 52% Opt-in rate on your Reverse Squeeze Pages.
- Generate 23,407 new subscribers with an 11-minute video.
- Double your email Open Rates without using sleaze.
- Disguise your content so that it actually SELLS something, and doesn’t just educate.
- “Actually, I want to not only educate AND sell, I also want to use that SAME content to become an Authority and have instant Credibility (and while we’re at it, I want it to TRIPLE my sales conversion).”
- “I just need a blueprint that I can use over and over again (so I can DO Stuff, not THINK about what I should be doing) that makes my customers excited about buying from me.”
…MORE NEWS…..MORE NEWS……MORE NEWS……
Mass Control 2, The StomperNet Accelerators,
And an ‘annoying’ truth.
Mass Control 2.0 SOLD OUT?!?!?!
By the time Mass Control 2.0 opens on Monday, February 16th at 1pm Eastern (10am Pacific), there’s a chance it could be 90% sold-out!
Here’s why: Frank has this slightly annoying habit of releasing his products early to his newsletter subscribers vs. the general public. He creates these early notification lists and people sign up in hordes to be the first in line.
And he rewards that behavior by letting them in early! It’s one reason why his stuff sells out so durn fast.
So, I’m getting you out in front of this by doing 2 things:
- Showing you where to get on his early notification list, and
- Announcing StomperNet’s Mass Control 2.0 Accelerator Program.
For anyone who purchases Mass Control 2.0 via StomperNet’s recommendation (and yes, in case you haven’t noticed – I am a Fan-Boy of Frank), I’d like to help stack the success-deck in your favor by offering:
2 Months FREE of
Full StomperNet Elite Membership
(worth $1,594.00)
2 FREE Tickets to
ANY StomperNet LIVE Event
(worth $2,994.00)
An Invitation to a full day
SUPER SECRET Closed-Door Mastermind Session at MC 2.0
with some big-shot dudes (I’ll be there to serve coffee)
(worth, like.. A LOT of $$$$)
Seriously, this is a secret EXTRA DAY that
the general public doesn’t even know about.
It’s only available to my customers and a hand-full of others.
Beta Tester Status for Don Crowther’s
NEW SMARTS 2.0 Social Media Traffic Strategies
(This is FULL Access to SMARTS 2.0 that’s in development)
(SMARTS 1.0 was $1497)
…and finally: You’ll be entered into a random drawing to win…
A “Genuine” Frank Kern Surfboard!
(Restrictions Apply: Skills and Insurance Required. Not Responsible for: Shark Attacks, Bodily Injury (including decapitation), Family & Friend Ridicule, Flip Flops, Hair Growth, or Loss of Productivity)
To get on Frank’s Early Notification List, Go Watch This Video and leave a ‘real’ email address (at least one that you’ll get) to join his list.
While you’re watching Frank’s latest video, some dude named Tony Robbins says something cool about Frank. Whatever.
Listen – YOU have a great weekend, and always remember the immortal words from Oscar Wilde:
“In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are Insane”.
Andy
P.S. Here’s that link to Frank’s Video and Early Bird Notification List.
All the sordid details revealed…
OK, I got lots of comments and questions – so I thought I would give you all of the sordid details…
A few days ago one of the sites that we mentioned in our “No Secrets” video had made some changes. Basically, they introduced a new “no linking” strategy.
I’m going to give you all the details about what happened, and possibly WHY it happened.
There’s a lot of information in this post… so it’s going to be a bit long. But I think that you will find that it pays you back many times over for the time you spend reading it.
But first I have one important announcement…
— Re-Opening SMARTS for 24 Hours —
I will give all the details down below, but we’ve decided that we’re going to re-open SMARTS for a final 24-hour period.
And we are going to open it at the ORIGINAL discounted price. In other words, we are turning back that $600.00 price increase.
But only for 24 hours, starting Monday at 2:00pm Eastern time.
http://www.stompernetpresents.com/SMARTS
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OK, just about two weeks ago we released our “No Secrets” video. In that video we gave a bunch of new strategies for using social media sites to build your business.
One of those sites was scribd.com
To see the exact strategies we mentioned about scribd.com, check it out here:
http://www.stompernet.net/goingnatural2/
The part about scribd.com is right at the 27:20 mark in the video.
(HOWEVER, if you haven’t seen that “No Secrets” video… don’t skip ahead – the entire video is completely packed with strategies and tactics for social media sites. Go watch it now.)
Now this is where it got interesting – and it proves the power of social media. That “No Secrets” video went viral. People started talking about it, blogging about it, passing the URL around.
And it was viewed many, many tens of thousands of times.
Naturally, many of those people put the strategies to work. In fact, lots of them got almost immediate results… they even posted comments about their results on this blog.
But, of course, with SO many people viewing the video, well let’s just say not all of them used the scribd.com strategy the way they were supposed to.
And just a few days after we released that video, scribd.com made some changes.
http://blog.scribd.com/2008/01/support-for-html-uploads-discontinued.html
Now this post is NOT about bashing scribd.com at all. It’s their site, and they are completely free to set their own rules.
And I imagine our video sent an insane amount of traffic to their site. And since this was a free video, those people did NOT have the benefit of our SMARTS coaching program… so some of them may have abused the system.
Inside SMARTS we are very, very clear on how to use the social media sites AND stay within their rules. The bottom line is that you need to stay on the right side of the social media community – or you could get burned.
Here’s another key point – these social media sites are constantly changing. They come and go, they add rules and change rules.
And that’s why we’ve built up a SMARTS community. Basically, you have a whole team on your side — from all the people in Stomper Labs to all the HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS of other people joining SMARTS. This has already blossomed into a long term social marketing community – this community will be our radar screen and keep us at the cutting edge of the Web 2.0 world.
In other words, there are HUNDREDS of social media sites (actually, we currently have 1,920 in our SMARTS database… and we add more every week.)
Now obviously, no one person can keep track of all those sites, much less learn how to use them effectively. That’s what our SMARTS community is all about. It’s like having hundreds of other people watching your back.
As sites come and go, get stronger or weaker, our community will have their finger on the pulse of the social marketing world.
So that leads us back to SMARTS and our decision to pull it off the market last Friday…
Now I will admit that we were a bit hasty in our decision. When in doubt, I will always – ALWAYS – overreact on the side of protecting our SMARTS community. That’s going to be my first instinct.
Basically, when it comes to the community, it’s a case of “shoot first and ask questions later”.
But I’m not “Attila the Hun”, and I’m always willing to reconsider.
And that’s what I’ve done this time – so this is what I’m going to do…
As I mentioned up above, we’re going to re-open SMARTS on Monday… but only for 24 hours. After that, we’ll close it for good – or at least a long time.
And if you look at the way we’ve run StomperNet (which is STILL closed to new members), you know that we stick to our word on that kind of thing.
One more thing – because of the general “weirdness” of the way we pulled it off the market without warning, we’re going to go one step better…
We are going to TURN BACK the $600.00 price increase, and you can jump onboard for the initial discounted price.
To get in on this deal, go to:
http://www.stompernetpresents.com/SMARTS
Remember, this deal is available from Monday at 2:00pm Eastern until Tuesday at 2:00pm Eastern.
That’s it. After that, it’s gone.
Best regards,
Andy Jenkins
P.S. If you still haven’t seen the “No Secrets” video, http://www.stompernet.net/goingnatural2/
Read MoreHate to bring this up…
I really hate to bring this up, because it’s been such a “feel good” few days…
For instance, inside the new SMARTS forums, the community is already blossoming…
And we made the crazy decision to just plain give away our SMARTS “Instant Grad School” to all the SMARTS members.
(The Instant Grad School was SUPPOSED to cost an extra $497.00, but we decided to give it to the SMARTS community at no extra charge. It hurt our pocketbook some, but it felt great to gift that bonus to the community.)
It’s been all beauty and grace for a couple of weeks now.
But this is the thing I’ve been avoiding…
It’s almost time to close down sales of SMARTS. You see, we are getting SMARTS classes started in full next week.
So… we have to do this:
On Friday at 2:00pm Eastern time, the price for SMARTS is going up by $600.00.
In addition, we will pull down the offer for the “Instant Grad School” instant upgrade.
AND we’re also going to have to pull down my bonus Video Creation webinar series.
So it’s getting down to the nitty-gritty. You’ve got less than 48 hours to go. If you want to get on board our SMARTS traffic system, you have to
act now.
Best Regards,
Andy
P.S. This whole SMARTS process has been amazing… downright heartwarming.
But as you probably know, I can be ALL business when I have to be. We have a hard deadline on Friday at 2. The price goes up by $600.00, and the bonuses go away. Don’t wait until the last second… there’s always a mad rush at the end. You don’t want to risk the server getting overloaded and your membership not making it in time.
So jump on board now!
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