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Search Engine What?

Posted on Feb 17, 2009 in Featured, Marketing, Promotion, SEO | 0 comments

sewhatfeatured Two things, if you please:

1) Mass Control Bye Bye

2) Search Engines are Good, but Goofy.

Mass Control 2.0 “Bye Bye“

This launch was so good, I’ve simply GOT to reverse engineer it (like I did with Frank’s 2^nd video) and create some checklists for people to evaluate their own marketing processes because…

Frank set a new standard, and I think and it needs to be memorialized…

..and then copied.

Mr. Kern, if you’re reading – congrats pal, I learned a LOT and the system is ninja.

My “Gonzo” bonuses for MC 2.0 are here, and the last handful of Mass Control 2.0 systems are available here.

I wonder what the High School Guidance Counselor that said “Frank, think hard about a public sanitation career” is thinking now.

For that matter, what would your High School Guidance Counselor say to you – if they met you today?

Heh.

Search Engines are Good, but Goofy.

Have you ever been DREADING being on receiving end of a phone call or email or letter?

And then… you get it, and it turns out to be… Okay.

And every once in a while, the news you get it is of the “BOOYA!” variety.

That’s what’s about to happen to you.

The State of the Search Engines

I’ve gathered up Leslie Rohde, Dan Thies, and Jerry West to create a

“State of the Search Engines” series of audio podcasts.

So, shut off CNN, or FOX News, or whoever is filling your day with fear and poison, because:

We’ve got “BOOYA!” news about Search Engine Optimization.

BTW, these podcasts will be free.

We’re just finishing up the last of the topics that we’ll cover – but before we go into audio production, I wanted to ask you if you had any questions of your own, or suggestions for hot SEO topics.

If you do, just help yourself to the comment box at the bottom of this very page.

I’ll post the release dates shortly.

Andy

P.S. Never one to mince words… I laughed pretty hard when I got this email:

“Dear Recession,

Suck it.

Sincerely,

Frank Kern – Mass Control 2.0“

P.P.S. This is why I don’t listen to the news anymore:

“Wall Street indices predicted nine out of the last five recessions!”

(BTW, the dude that said that won a Nobel Prize)

the "Gonzo" Bonuses.

Posted on Feb 16, 2009 in Featured, Marketing, Promotion | 0 comments

gonzobonusesfeatured What is a “Gonzo Bonus?”

“Gonzo” means ‘with reckless abandon’ or ‘extreme’.

It also describes the kind of writing that Hunter S. Thompson enjoyed (‘Gonzo Journalism’), where the reporter made himself part of the story.

The bonuses that I’m offering for Frank Kern’s Mass Control 2.0 product are definitely “Gonzo” because:

They are extreme.
I use Mass Control techniques (even before it was called ‘Mass Control’) and I’m a small part of ‘the Mass Control story’ – the part that has the $18,000,000 plot…

…making my endorsement of Mass Control 2.0 enthusiastic and easy.

So, if you decide to take my recommendation and become a Mass Control 2.0 member, I will add the following to your package:

2 Months FREE
Full StomperNet Elite Membership
(worth $1,594.00)

2 FREE Tickets to
ANY StomperNet LIVE Event
(worth $2,994.00)

Beta Tester Status for Don Crowther’s
NEW SMARTS 2.0 Social Media Traffic Strategies
(This is FULL Access to SMARTS 2.0 that’s in development)
(SMARTS 1.0 was $1497.00)

…And finally: You’ll be entered into a random drawing to win…

A “Genuine” Frank Kern Surfboard!
(Restrictions Apply: Skills and Insurance Required.
Not responsible for: Shark Attacks, Bodily Injury (including decapitation),
Family & Friend Ridicule, Flip Flops, Hair Growth, or Loss of Productivity)

I was all set to call that a great bonus package when Frank emailed me and turned “Gonzo” into “Gratuitous“…

“Andy, I’m having a Mass Control 2.0 Live Event at the end of April – it’s for any Mass Control 2.0 customer. It’s a workshop, not a ‘seminar’ – so no pitching. It doesn’t cost anything.”

What that means is you’ll get:

1. Frank teaching you Mass Control in person.

2. Frank tearing apart your websites, videos, and sales letters.

3. Frank showing you how to find hot markets.

4. Frank showing you how to get more people promoting your stuff.

5. Frank getting you fast-tracked to make more money immediately.

And because I’m “part of the story” along with a small handful of other people, here’s what else I can stack on top of this for you:

An Invitation to a full day
Super-Secret Closed-Door Mastermind Session at MC 2.0 with some big-shot dudes - I’ll be there to serve coffee

Seriously, this is a secret EXTRA DAY that the general public doesn’t even know about. It’s only available to my customers and a hand-full of others.

My Terms:

On the honor system, even if you return Mass Control 2.0 because it was somehow not right for you, I’ll let you keep the following bonuses anyway:

2 months Free StomperNet Elite Membership
2 Free Tickets to Any StomperNet Live Event
Beta Tester Status to SMARTS

You MUST give Mass Control 2.0 an honest effort. And I’m not going to award any of the bonuses until 45 days after you purchase because I’m not doing this to attract groupies or serial refunders.

This is for the 99% of the folks that are going to give Mass Control 2.0 an HONEST effort.

Fair? Simple? Alrighty then!

Mass Control “officially” turns on at 1pm Eastern US (that’s 10am Pacific Time).

Here’s the link that you use to get the Gonzo Bonuses that I’m offering:

StomperNet Gonzo Bonuses for Mass Control 2.0

See you at Mass Control Live in April!

Andy “Gonzo” Jenkins

P.S. At the last Mass Control Live – I met Paul Lemberg… Just saying…

More Shocking than The Nixon Tapes…

Posted on Feb 13, 2009 in Conversion, Featured, Marketing, Promotion | 0 comments

More Shocking than The Nixon Tapes…
More Evil than The Screwtape Letters…
More Awkward than The NASA Love Triangle…
Makes Paris, Lohan, Gibson and Cruise look like Rank Amateurs…

Captured on Tape:
Situation: HOSTAGE! with FRANK KERN and ANDY JENKINS

Captured On Tape!

Not since the heady days of Hugh Grant or Pee-Wee Herman has such an event sparked more controversy. Tearing at the very fabric of uncommon decency, this chilling expose reminds us all that…

…Success is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, and then wonder what to do with it.

Well friend – WONDER-NO-MORE!

Download this “revealing”… “conversation”… between Frank Kern and Andy Jenkins and “discover” how to:

Get a 52% Opt-in rate on your Reverse Squeeze Pages.

Generate 23,407 new subscribers with an 11-minute video.

Double your email Open Rates without using sleaze.

Disguise your content so that it actually SELLS something, and doesn’t just educate.

“Actually, I want to not only educate AND sell, I also want to use that SAME content to become an Authority and have instant Credibility (and while we’re at it, I want it to TRIPLE my sales conversion).”

“I just need a blueprint that I can use over and over again (so I can DO Stuff, not THINK about what I should be doing) that makes my customers excited about buying from me.”

Download this podcast NOW!

…MORE NEWS…..MORE NEWS……MORE NEWS……

Mass Control 2, The StomperNet Accelerators,

And an ‘annoying’ truth.

Mass Control 2.0 SOLD OUT?!?!?!

By the time Mass Control 2.0 opens on Monday, February 16th at 1pm Eastern (10am Pacific), there’s a chance it could be 90% sold-out!

Here’s why: Frank has this slightly annoying habit of releasing his products early to his newsletter subscribers vs. the general public. He creates these early notification lists and people sign up in hordes to be the first in line.

And he rewards that behavior by letting them in early! It’s one reason why his stuff sells out so durn fast.

So, I’m getting you out in front of this by doing 2 things:

Showing you where to get on his early notification list, and
Announcing StomperNet’s Mass Control 2.0 Accelerator Program.

For anyone who purchases Mass Control 2.0 via StomperNet’s recommendation (and yes, in case you haven’t noticed – I am a Fan-Boy of Frank), I’d like to help stack the success-deck in your favor by offering:

2 Months FREE of
Full StomperNet Elite Membership
(worth $1,594.00)

2 FREE Tickets to
ANY StomperNet LIVE Event
(worth $2,994.00)

An Invitation to a full day
SUPER SECRET Closed-Door Mastermind Session at MC 2.0
with some big-shot dudes (I’ll be there to serve coffee)
(worth, like.. A LOT of $$$$)

Seriously, this is a secret EXTRA DAY that
the general public doesn’t even know about.
It’s only available to my customers and a hand-full of others.

Beta Tester Status for Don Crowther’s
NEW SMARTS 2.0 Social Media Traffic Strategies
(This is FULL Access to SMARTS 2.0 that’s in development)
(SMARTS 1.0 was $1497)

…and finally: You’ll be entered into a random drawing to win…

A “Genuine” Frank Kern Surfboard!

(Restrictions Apply: Skills and Insurance Required. Not Responsible for: Shark Attacks, Bodily Injury (including decapitation), Family & Friend Ridicule, Flip Flops, Hair Growth, or Loss of Productivity)

To get on Frank’s Early Notification List, Go Watch This Video and leave a ‘real’ email address (at least one that you’ll get) to join his list.

While you’re watching Frank’s latest video, some dude named Tony Robbins says something cool about Frank. Whatever.

Listen – YOU have a great weekend, and always remember the immortal words from Oscar Wilde:

“In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are Insane”.

Andy

P.S. Here’s that link to Frank’s Video and Early Bird Notification List.

Open up for MC + HSC + SNL + STSE 2.0

Posted on Feb 1, 2008 in Marketing, Promotion | 0 comments

If you’re going to purchase Mass Control, you need to have the

Mass Control Accelerator-Tools Package

Read on to find out how to get it for $0.00.

I’ve been emailed a lot of questions from my awesome StomperNet newsletter subscribers (people like you) – especially about Frank’s Mass Control course.

Thanks for asking ME about it – it’s cool that so many people would trust me with a recommendation. And I want to take on this responsibility with as much integrity as I can.

“He’s a great marketer, but is Mass Control worth it?” has been (more or less) the topic of the majority of the questions.

And, “I know you and Frank are friends, but how sure are you it’s good?”

I think those are thoughtful questions from thoughtful people. And I’m going to answer them honestly, even if – wait… No…especially if it might cause you to NOT buy Frank’s Mass Control course.

Meaning, you shouldn’t own what you can’t and won’t use.

And there are some good people who are just not ready for Mass Control in their business. At this point, you know who you are. You’ve seen his videos and read his stuff, so – maybe you’ve figured out that the material is above your head.

THAT’S OKAY!

Now – if you do think (based on his marketing) that Mass Control might be right for your business – READ CAREFULLY:

I give Frank’s Mass Control Course my
HIGHEST personal and professional recommendation.

Why?

Number 1 – Because I am ONE of just a HANDFUL of Internet Marketers that have and still do use it. StomperNet, SMARTS, SIMPLE – they’ve all used Mass Control.

Did it work for marketing those products?

Lets see… StomperNet was the biggest launch in the Internet Marketing space – SMARTS was the SECOND biggest launch in the Internet Marketing space…

So – YES. Mass Control worked.

Number 2 – This is IMPORTANT. We know how to teach at StomperNet. Our Members are among the MOST successful people there are. You might not know this, but – the Manager of Search Engine Optimization from YAHOO Canada is a StomperNet member.

That’s the first time I ever revealed that. Yep – he’s a paying member.

We KNOW how to teach – check.

So, I not only know that Mass Control is a sensational piece of work…

I KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT BETTER.

And here’s how I’m going to make your Mass Control Experience 3x better:

If you purchase Mass Control based on my recommendation through our coded link, StomperNet will give you the following Mass Control Accelerator Tools.

You’ll Get:

Mass Control Accelerator Tools

	Stomping the Search Engines 2.0 – Yes, the Best Selling SEO course of all time is Back – and ALL NEW. This is the course everyone will be talking about in the spring because I’m going to use Mass Control to launch it.
	The Legendary StomperNet Business Brain Transplant Home Study Course – the same 40 hour video course that you can get ONLY if you’re a StomperNet Member – and you can’t become a StomperNet Member because StomperNet is NOT available.
	2 Free Tickets to StomperNet LIVE on April 5th and 6th – our renowned live Seminars – previously unavailable at ANY price to ANYONE but StomperNet Members.

These are REAL products that are very exclusive that smart people pay a ton of money for. And at the moment, you can’t get them no matter how much money you have.

Now, you can. Here’s how:

At Noon Eastern – 9AM Pacific, Mass Control becomes available for purchase.

To get our Mass Control Accelerator Tools Package, use this link to make your purchase:

Mass Control PLUS Mass Control Accelerator Tools Package

You must complete the Mass Control course and remain a Mass Control Customer in Good Standing.

Upon completion of the Mass Control Course, we’ll receive a StomperNet Recommended customer list from Frank (The link above will cause you to be a “StomperNet Recommended Customer”).

We will contact you via email or telephone and get your shipping address so we can send you the StomperNet Business Brain Transplant Home Study Course, provide you with access details for the StomperUniversity Stomping the Search Engines 2.0 course, and attendance details for StomperNet Live 2008.

Conclusion

I DO Recommend Mass Control – it’s caused me to generate $21 MM in sales in 15 months.

I DO recommend Frank – he’s a skilled teacher and excellent mentor.

I DO recommend that if you purchase Mass Control, you do it so you can receive the StomperNet Mass Control Accelerator Tools.

You can do that by purchasing Mass Control via this tracking link:

Mass Control PLUS Mass Control Accelerator Tools Package

No – I haven’t done any of the following things:

“He’s Lost His Mind”
“He’s Giving away the Store”
“He’s Gone off the Deep End”
“He’s Voting for Ralph Nader”

This is why I created the Mass Control Accelerator Tools package:

I want you to become a customer of mine someday. I’m thinking LONG term.

I don’t have anything to sell you right now, but I DO support Frank’s Product. And I can add to it with my tools, and when that adds to your success – you’ll be able to easily afford to purchase my products and create a successful relationship with ME in the future.

That’s all. Pretty simple – help you to become a customer of mine.

Just use this link to make your purchase:

Mass Control PLUS Mass Control Accelerator Tools Package

Warning – Mass Control IS going to sell out. I think it will in the first hour, because he’s only selling 500 units.

We sold 500 units of SMARTS in 1 hour and 10 minutes, so… If you’re going to get Mass Control – [CAMP OUT at this link]

Mass Control PLUS Mass Control Accelerator Tools Package

Game time is Noon Eastern TODAY.

Andy “He’s Giving a Bonus” Jenkins

P.S. here’s the link again to get the Mass Control Accelerator Tools Package:

Mass Control PLUS Mass Control Accelerator Tools Package