Oh good grief… (contains images)
Having trouble with your sales copy?
Homemade Baby
Body Part Storage Box
Not selling as many products as you should be?
Hitler Perfume
California Pine Whizz Soda
Shoot Yourself!
Attracting "unqualified traffic"?
Ass. Air Fresheners
Instruments of Torture Toy
Having Conversion Issues?
Baby Dump
Butt Sweets
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This was too funny. Still cracking up!
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This really made my day. good stuff! This made me laugh and my boss came to my desk to asked what i was look at. I showed him this post! Good stuff! LOL!!!
It's no doubt that it's definitely the best post I've ever seen.It ded made me laugh.Thanks for the time!
wow dude, likes great
Otomasyon
Selim
Oh man, just read these again my new Fav is "Tastes Like Grandma"
Thomas
I like the stories, good info, and you can learn from them, keep up some good posts!
No doubt Andy himself was responsible for these gems… Just kidding, love your stuff Andy, can't tell you how happy I am with all that I have received!
Those are great! Love the free LSD. Thanks for the share!
Very Cool!
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry at 'tastes like grandma' si I wet my pants instead!!!
Hello, Andy,.
Hilarious pics! I can't control laughing.
Teastes Like Grandma…oooYUkaHAAAAAHHHH….Stop! I can bear it no more, its killing me…
Well WashMyMouthOut, he looks like hes enjoying it too…Shame on you Boiy!
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Keep'em Coming Andy! Just the kind of madness that keeps me sane.
Are all the products truley real?
You have made my day. Was the free LSD photo taken in 1972? I may have been there!
Paul
Are those air freshners for real? Might be great in foreclosure properties
http://www.1800JusSold.com
Nice photos!
Free LSD? Can someone give me that address?
Andy,
Thank you for that laugh. It was a much needed lift from my zombie day of work!
I especially like the "Ass. Air freshners" !
It's actually my next product launch…shhh…don't tell anyone!
Jay Salvati
I'll take some Ass air fresheners and Butt sweets on my way to Grandma's for a taste of Pine Whiz.
LOL
Greetings Andy ,Thomas Richmond here, i was wondering where all that traffic came from LOL
Dude,
I may have some issues getting noticed, after all what the hell is a "Guild" anyway I totally don't think I'm that bad.
Although the LSD thing may have been a seller some years back in the Jerry Garcia days.
Very good presentation.
Thanks
Brad West ~onomoney
Been following Frank for quite sometime
Can't quite put it all together yet,
See ya later